REGARDING PRIVACY:

All the tech stuff’s handled by Substack, obviously. I wouldn’t know how to run this kind of site if you handed me a box full of brains and an instruction manual.

That said, I will never sell, rent, or do anything nefarious with the information you’ve provided me. I hate spam as much as you do, trust me. And I’ve no interest in making the marketeers of this world’s job easier, either.

I’m all about the disclosure, too. So, for the record, if there’s a link and that link’s able to be monetized, I’ve probably monetized it. (see: Amazon links.). That’s because dog treats cost money, and Porkchop deserves all the treats.

But seriously, I won’t sell your info, no matter how much the capitalists beg.